Packages with Shiny Bows

I don’t think that shocked is a strong enough word to describe how I felt when I found out that Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, is pregnant.  She’s the star of a Disney show.  I don’t think anyone has known the highs and lows of motherhood like the mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn.  ”My daughters are famous and successful…oh wait, huh, never mind, don’t read the book on parenting I was about to release.”  Personally I think that Jamie Lynn was fighting an uphill battle the second her parents combined their first names to make hers.  If my parents had done that I’d be Dan Linda. All new episodes of Law & Order are coming!  And one of the new guys is that totally gross guy from Clueless that tried to take advantage of Cher and then left her standing in the parking lot where she was mugged.  Awesome. So I finally saw the end of Crowned and it’s worse than I thought.  They make the team in the bottom two that’s staying, desash the team that’s going home.  Drama.  Somebody took a looong time to bedazzle the ridiculously large handles of those scissors. It’s taken me this long to mention my disappointment in the outcome of ANTM because for some reason the fact that the outcome was not what I wanted overwhelmed me with indifference.  It was so anticlimactic.  Whenever it was brought up around the office, the general response was a shrug. Chantal…it shoulda been you. 

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