Avoidance

It’s older than old news that Britney’s a little off.  I’ve read for months about the British accent she does.  I had been, I can only guess, subconsciously avoiding witnessing one of her weirder habits.  Well, I heard it for the first time about thirty seconds ago and it’s unsettling.  I just wonder what would’ve happened had the intervention my co-workers and I staged, via the interweb, shortly after she shaved her head been taken seriously.  I know a few things for sure, the VMAs would’ve been talked about less, the writers wouldn’t be on strike and my boyfriend wouldn’t have moved 1797.8 miles away.  It’s like dominoes, the butterfly effect and “Toy Soldiers”…I miss Martika.  Remember?  She was on Kids Incorporated with Fergie.  I got ready listening to “Glamorous” this morning.  Remember when Jenny on Gossip Girl was signing that song with her choir? 

Step by step

Heart to heart

Left, right, left…  

I went back to Martika.  Keep up.

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