I get so emtionaly envoloved in these things that sometimes I wish everything would just go right, so I wouldn’t be stressed out the whole time I watched the show (I was a mess during the whole Sarah meet Serena scene).  But, as I think about it more, I’m not sure I would watch a show were everything was okay, because one has never existed.  I’m sure that there has at some point, but for my point, I’m taking it to the extreme.

Actually, is there a show where there was little or no conflict?  Please share.  Even the Snorks had problems.

I was having bad day yesterday, and to top it off my favorite model hopeful got the boot.  What is the world coming to?  

–Um interupt!  The words, “…then we road tripped to SXSW, ” were just uttered on 30 Rock.  I wish they had just said Austin…small victories.

Back to what I was saying about how yesterday The Secret taught a tough love lesson.  Katrazyna had to go, but Dominique gets to stay.  I was being taught a lesson about what I put out there coming back to me. (shaking fist in the air)

 Also, appropriately on Monday, I realized that The Hills and Laguna Beach are infiltrating everything.  I strongly disagree with Brody Jenner getting a mention in the first five minutes of GG.  He doesn’t deserve it (or LC, but that’s besides the point).  Then Stephan Coletti is one One Tree, which apparently has been happening for a while, I’m a little behind.  But really?  I like to keep my reality and my scripted separate and never the twain shall meet.

Son of a married couple!!  I forgot to talk about how a-mazing 30 Rock was last week.  I knew it was going to be good the second Jack referred to Chuck Norris as C-Nor, I know there was a falling out, I just hope that there were no hit lists involved.  I also got a very sweet email last night and all it said was “Goodnight Dummy.”

Tonight’s the night that Girlicious will be revealed to the world!  Can you even stand the waiting?  What will you give me if my prediction from last week was right?  How bout more comments?  I think you should give me that anyway.  But that’s just me.  Also, ANTM is new tonight, it’s a good thing my recliner’s so comfy…oh wait and tonight is the last night that Jesse Martin is on L & O…moment of silence.

That was his story. Dun, dun. 

I was right with Natalie last night, I wish the would’ve just sent Charlye home.  I was just as sick of Chrystina’s (what is with the y’s in their names) crying as the next girl, but at least she acted like she was trying to patch things up.  I’ve hated to admit it, but Lil Kim did last night, so I’m going to be a follower.  Natalie (or maybe it’s Natalye) is my ”it” girl…even though every once in a while I want to shake her tiny smug body.

My Girlicious prediction: Natalie. Nicole. Tiffanie.

And the one who should have a y throws in an “ie”.  Don’t their parents know they’ll never be able to get souvenir license plates? 

You know you love me. 

XOXO (and then some).

I’ve kept myself away from any sneak peeks of the shows, so that all 22 minutes of them will be new and exciting.  I felt this way to a slightly lesser degree last night before Top Modelstarted…then it was a clip/re-cap show wa-waahhh.  At least Girlicious was new, that made me feel a little better.

To make up for the re-cap show I watched the first episode of Farmer Wants a Wife (premiering on The CW Austin Wednesday, April 30th).  I was expecting the worst and it was better than I thought it would be. BUT, there is this one girl Josie who is horrible, and I am very afraid that the producers will keep her on just so that we have someone to hate.  I’m convinced that she’s not for real, she MUST be acting or, in a few episodes, in a surprise twist, we’ll find out that she’s The Farmer’s (that’s how they refer to him, as “The Farmer”) sister and is there for the sole purpose of stirring up trouble.  She’s a caricature, it ridiculous. 

We’re only hours away…man, I’m going to have to put on some mega meditation CD’s in order to concentrate on work today.

That’s what she said. 

Here’s what I got for new episodes on The CW Austin

I DO know that My Name is Earl is new on Thursday on KXAN and that Paris Hilton is guest starring.  My prediction for the episode: hot.

New episodes of Gossip Girl start on April 21 and I am SO happy.  With the writer’s strike a stress of the past, I’m really looking forward to all of our favorite shows coming back.  I’m going to do some research and compile a list of new episodes dates, so that we can all mark our calendars and cheer.

Any show you’re really looking forward to?

During the weekly announcement from the Dolls I noticed that Asia was absent, I would say noticeably absent, but that’s not true since it took me this long to figure it out.

I did a little research aka “googling” and found out that Asia NEVER became a part of the group, instead she decided to pursue a solo career…lame.  That makes me sad for Chelsea, who I could tell really wanted it. 

Life is just so unfair.